Garry Shandling

"Success is just failure that hasn't been discovered yet."

"I think the problem with society is that we're all trying to be something we're not on television."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is the fear that you'll actually achieve them."

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"I've learned that the more honest you are about your neuroses, the less neurotic you actually become."

"Happiness is knowing that you're exactly where you're supposed to be, even if it's completely uncomfortable."

"The difference between a therapist and a comedian is that one charges you money to listen to your problems."

"Real courage isn't about being fearless; it's about doing the thing anyway while terrified."

"I think we're all just walking around pretending we know what we're doing."

"Time doesn't heal all wounds, but it does give you better material to work with."

"The pursuit of perfection is just another way of avoiding life."

"I've never understood why people are afraid of the truth when the truth is usually so much funnier."

"Friendship is when someone knows all your worst habits and still wants to hang out with you."

"I learned that the secret to happiness is low expectations and high tolerance for disappointment."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well laugh about it along the way."

"The real measure of a person is how they treat the people who can do nothing for them."

"I think vulnerability is just strength without the armor."

"Power is having the ability to hurt someone and choosing not to."

"Money is just a way of keeping score in a game nobody asked to play."

"Health is the thing you don't appreciate until you don't have it, which is stupid."

"Adventure is just what you call it when things go wrong and you survive."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why I never finished school."

"Technology is making us more connected and more alone at the same time."

"History is just a bunch of people making the same mistakes over and over."

"Philosophy is what you do when you're too confused to take action."

"Literature is life, just with better dialogue."

"Politics is show business for ugly people, and I should know."

"War is what happens when diplomacy gets tired and decides to take a nap."

"Motivation is just another word for fear disguised as ambition."

"Inspiration strikes when you're too busy being depressed to notice it."