George Bernard Shaw

"Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden."

"In all my life I have found that nobody has given me help without expecting repayment."

"A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."

"Civilization is a disease produced by the practice of one portion of the community living on the labor of another."

"The reasonable man accepts the world as it is; the unreasonable man demands that the world adapt to him."

"When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity."

"Religions die when they are proved to be true."

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."

"An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable."

"The truth is that culture is worth nothing unless it is power to change the world."

"I can do no other than what my nature impels me to do."

"The true artist is concerned with expressing the deepest truths of nature."

"I want to say that the theatre is the pulse of a community, and when the theatre is sick, the community is sick."

"Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed."

"The mark of a man of ability is that he does not quarrel with the inevitable."