George Bluth Sr.

"You need to earn your way."

"I don't want to hear excuses."

"That was a mistake."

"Learn from it."

"You're wasting your potential."

"That's how the world works."

"I've seen better."

"That's pathetic."

"You'll thank me later."

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Gob's not on trial."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"The yam is the power that makes the bump on a log."

"I'm building a wall around the property. A big, beautiful wall."

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

"Family first, then money, then other people."

"Sometimes I just think about things and I go crazy."

"I have Pop-Pop in the attic."

"That's what I appreciate about these young people—their enthusiasm."

"The real prison is inside you, Michael."

"I should have been more careful with my spending."

"Tobias, you blowhard!"

"We've been trying to get the alliance to work for three years now."

"I like to think of myself as a careful investor."

"The problem with you young people is you don't respect hard work."