George Costanza

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"Giddy up."

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

"Art Vandelay. Importer-exporter."

"We're living in a society!"

"I think I can make it."

"Why does it always have to be about money with you?"

"Cartwright! The real estate agent!"

"I'm telling you, these women, they're all beautiful until 3 PM."

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

"I would never do that."

"Somewhere in this city there's a woman waiting for me."

"It's not gonna work out."

"I'm like a big turtle, Jerry."

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"If she says no, then the answer obviously is no. But if she says yes, then you're set till the next time you have to ask."

"I'm going to approach the booth like I would approach a woman I wanted to date."

"Sometimes I feel like people can sense my problems."

"I've been thinking about getting a bro."

"The jerk store called. They're running out of you."

"I did have gum."

"It's the little things that count."

"I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it."

"These days, it's all about the condo."

"I'm living in this moment right now."

"You want a piece of me?"

"I don't think I can help you with that."