"The most important thing is not to panic."Wisdom
"I'm an even bigger loser now than I was before."Humor
"My mother doesn't approve of my eating habits."Family
"I'm trying to think of something to say."Creativity
"I'm not a smart man."
"Liar! Liar! Liar!"Justice
"I like the idea of dying."Death
"It's all about the shoe, Jerry."
"I think I'm gonna take a little walk."Solitude
"I'm out of the game."
"She's magnificent."Beauty
"I'm comin' in!"Courage
"The bro, the bro is coming!"
"That's a shame."
"Why do these things always happen to me?"Philosophy
"I'm a very important man."Humor
"I'm balancing the delicate issues here."Wisdom
"Give me some gum. I have chapped lips."Humor
"I refuse to accept that a man cannot change."Change
"I'm actually out there, Jerry."Adventure
"It's the stare. The stare is what gets you."Power
"I'm king of the castle!"
"I'm tired of being in the closet."Freedom
"The whole thing is a lie."Truth
"I want to apologize."Kindness
"Vandelay Industries!"Creativity
"I'm looking at a girl right now."Love
"Why are you so interested in my life?"Solitude
"I'm just a very normal person."
"The level of betrayal here is staggering."Justice