George Costanza

"Why is this always happening to me?"

"I don't understand women."

"I'm just trying to get by here."

"That's the punchline."

"I'm telling you the truth."

"Sometimes silence is better than words."

"I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Giddy up!"

"We're living in a SOCIETY!"

"The key to the whole thing is to sound confident."

"I'm a very big man in my office."

"Real, and it's spectacular."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm unemployed and living with my parents."

"Master of my domain."

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

"Serenity now!"

"Bosco!"

"I could do that. I could be a marine biologist."

"Hello, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"This is the best part of my day - it's when I come home, change my clothes, and watch TV."

"Why did you tell her that?"

"I'm out there, and I'm lovin' every second of it."

"I'm a big tipper."

"My name's George. I'm on the New York Rangers."

"She thinks I'm a marine biologist."

"I'm afraid I have very little to offer."

"These are pretzels making me thirsty!"

"I have no job, I have no prospects, I have no future."