George Costanza

"The world tells you to do one thing, I do the opposite."

"I'm just a regular person trying to make my way in the world."

"The thing about eating is you have to finish it."

"Why does it have to be so complicated?"

"I'm very fond of her, but not in the way that matters."

"I'm going to level with you. I'm a little concerned about my future."

"Giddy up - let's get moving."

"You want to know what kills people? Sitting. Inactivity."

"I'm a big believer in getting a good night's sleep."

"The marble rye is essential."

"I've never felt better about myself."

"We're not that different, you and I."

"Why do I always feel like I'm on the outside looking in?"

"I've got to get out there and do it."

"I'm a low-talker, a high-talker, or a regular talker."

"Give me a break. I did good."

"I could be somebody with you."

"Is she attractive? No. But she has a great personality."

"I'm going to become a whole new George."

"I've never done anything like this before."

"What's the big emergency? Somebody die?"

"I'm very, very worried about my future."

"We're going to be fine. Everything is going to be fine."

"I could have been a great architect, but I chose to be nothing."

"This bald thing is getting to me."

"I love the smell of the bathroom before and after."

"I should be running the company."

"I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not."

"Fifty dollars! That's a lot of money!"

"I'm going to take the road less traveled."