George Costanza

"You know what? I'm a pretty good person."

"I've made some poor choices in my life."

"The trick is to tell people what they want to hear."

"I'm not getting any younger."

"I'm a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man."

"What have I got to lose? Everything."

"I'm going to stop thinking about myself and start thinking about others."

"Life is not a spectator sport."

"I could take control of the situation right now."

"I'm going to live like a king."

"I believe in giving people a second chance."

"The most important thing in life is how you treat people."

"I'm never going to see her again. Why should I tell her the truth?"

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Giddy up!"

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"The key to a great man is a great woman."

"I think I can pull this off."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine."

"Architecture is a dying art form."

"Serenity now!"

"I'm trying to create a little space for myself."

"The marble rye is non-negotiable."

"What's the big whoop?"

"I'm doing the opposite. If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right."

"Hello! My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep."

"I'm incapable of being happy."