George Costanza

"We're living in a society!"

"The jerk store called, and they're all out of you."

"A bro-nostering bro."

"Vandelay Industries - we're in the import-export business."

"I could drop you like a bag of dirt."

"It's not you, it's me."

"The life expectancy for my father is slim to none."

"I'm a very important man."

"Your eyes are like two big blue marbles."

"I'm somewhere around a seven, maybe a six-and-a-half."

"Could I BE any more neurotic?"

"Art isn't pretty pictures on a wall, it's a way of life."

"The summer of George is upon us."

"Godzilla!"

"I want to call myself a marine biologist."

"I'm having a baby, and I'm gonna marry her!"

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

"The key to every woman is pasta."

"I'm afraid of commitment."

"Success is within reach. All I have to do is go out there."

"Cartwright!"

"I'm killing spare time before I have to ask for a loan."

"She was a looker."

"Frank, you're scaring me!"

"I'm supposed to be somewhere."

"The way people treat the button on the elevator."

"Is it me, or is it getting worse?"

"I'm out! These pretzels ARE making me thirsty!"

"I've got to get away from this woman."

"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY!"