George Costanza

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home."

"I'm going to try something."

"Vandelay Industries - we're in the import/export business."

"I'm George Costanza, I'm just a bald man who knows nothing."

"My brain is on fire."

"The pastrami on rye - it's calling to me."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"I would die for a marble rye."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine."

"I'm afraid I have to dump her."

"The jerk store called, they want their jerk back."

"Art Vandelay, architect."

"I mean, what's the big deal? It's not like I'm asking her to do anything illegal."

"I'm completely bald. It's a curse."

"This is the best coffee I've ever had."

"I've hit rock bottom. There is nowhere to go but up."

"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

"I did a good thing today."

"Hello, gorgeous."

"The most important thing is the way you present yourself."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with that."

"Give me a redo. I'll do it again."

"We're all pretty much the same person."

"I'm out there and I'm loving every second of it."

"Maybe I'll sleep in tomorrow, get a nice breakfast, take a shower and help someone."

"This is the most important meal of the day."

"I got nothin'."

"I'm going to be honest. You smell."

"Sometimes I think it's a shame that we can't just clone ourselves."

"Why must I be tormented with thoughts?"