Grim

"Every moment brings you closer to the end. Cherish that."

"Friendship ends when one of you stops being useful."

"The pursuit of happiness is the surest path to misery."

"Wisdom comes from realizing how little wisdom matters."

"Hope is just fear wearing a friendly mask."

"The bravest person is one who accepts their doom."

"Everything changes except the inevitability of loss."

"Your education teaches you ways to deny reality."

"The truth is far grimmer than any comfortable lie."

"Freedom is a concept invented to mask slavery."

"Peace is the silence between catastrophes."

"Nature teaches us that all life is temporary struggle."

"Art decays. Statues crumble. Even great works become dust."

"Science proves we are insignificant in an uncaring cosmos."

"Even the grandest music cannot fill the void of existence."

"Faith is the refuge of those too weak for truth."

"Leaders merely organize the inevitable march to destruction."

"Labor is the punishment for being born human."

"Dreams are where reason goes to become nightmare."

"I find dark humor in humanity's desperate struggle against fate."

"Beauty exists only in the moments before decay begins."

"Death is the only promise the universe keeps."

"Those who persevere merely delay their disappointment longer."

"Gratitude is thanking the executioner for a swift end."

"Creativity is rearranging the furniture in a doomed house."

"Justice is a fairy tale told to children and fools."

"Impatience proves you understand the shortness of existence."

"Kindness is merely delayed cruelty."

"The strongest wills are broken by time itself."

"Your fear of death is the only rational thing about you."