Grim

"Technology is merely humanity's attempt to cheat death—how amusing."

"Your faith in good is as misplaced as your faith in me."

"Leadership demands a certain... ruthlessness you mortals lack."

"The music of your screams is quite pleasant, actually."

"Art is the only redeeming quality of your temporal existence."

"Science cannot explain the mysteries I have witnessed."

"Nature bends to my will, as all things must."

"Hope is the cruelest of all human delusions."

"Your pursuit of education is admirable, if ultimately pointless."

"Truth is a burden most cannot bear, so I keep it hidden."

"Freedom is an illusion I allow you to maintain."

"War has been my constant companion through the ages."

"Your attempts at motivation inspire nothing but contempt."

"Inspiration comes from the darkest recesses of the soul."

"Relationships are chains that bind you further to your fate."

"Solitude, now that is something I understand profoundly."

"Gratitude is wasted on one such as I."

"Change is the only constant, and I have adapted to all of it."

"Love is the greatest deception mortals perpetuate upon themselves."

"Success means different things to different species of being."

"Your family provides little comfort against the void I represent."

"I'm a skeleton. I don't have feelings. Well, I do, but they're all terrible."

"The only thing worse than being dead is being alive."

"Happiness is just a word people use to describe the absence of misery."

"Love is for the weak-minded and the foolish."

"Death is the only certainty in life, and I should know."

"Friendship is just a slow form of betrayal."

"The truth is often disappointing and usually painful."

"Success means nothing when you're doomed to eternal servitude."

"Hope is the cruelest emotion of them all."