Hades

"I'm a businessman. I don't care how you do it, just get it done."

"The dead don't talk, do they?"

"I'm a lover of the arts."

"How very touching. I'm sure your parents are very proud."

"It's not a problem, it's an opportunity."

"Nothing's impossible for the god of the underworld."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I usually don't like to boast, but I'm extraordinarily underrated."

"You know what I need? A plan that'll really work. A foolproof scheme that'll finally get rid of the kid."

"The boy won't be able to touch anything without being destroyed."

"Then you got it all wrong, babe. You're not thinking big picture here."

"I never lose. It's not in my nature."

"Sometimes it snows in summer. Sometimes you get a little desperate."

"A deal's a deal. I'll be collecting on that."

"Pain and panic, why do I even bother?"

"Everything's proceeding as planned. The kid's gonna die."

"You know, it really is hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."

"I'm the lord of the dead. I'm not bound by mortal constraints."

"Do you know what it means to be immortal? It means watching everyone you care about wither and die."

"I can't believe how much we're getting for these three."

"Nothing's stopping me now. Not Hercules. Not Zeus. Nobody."

"You've always been a charmer. It's a gift."

"Let's get down to business. What's your story, kid?"

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"The world's a stage. I'm simply playing my part."

"Sacrifice... now there's an interesting concept."

"You mortals are so predictable. So fragile."

"I didn't claw my way up from the dead to be stopped by some farm boy."

"Life's a gamble. Sometimes you win. Usually you lose."

"Beauty is fleeting. Power is eternal."

"Fear is my greatest asset."