Hermes

From: Futurama

406 quotes

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"
Humor
"I'm filing a complaint with the management about the management."
Work
"Why must I be surrounded by incompetence?"
"That's it! I'm going home!"
Humor
"Mon, you can't just ignore bureaucracy. It's the foundation of civilization."
Philosophy
"Numbers never lie. People do."
Truth
"I'm 80% sure that's not a real number."
Humor
"Everyone's always in such a rush. But what's the point if you don't enjoy the journey?"
Wisdom
"In my day, we worked for what we had. And we were grateful."
Gratitude
"Take my job, please!"
Humor
"The only way to succeed is through hard work and determination."
Success
"You can't put a price on friendship."
Friendship
"Fear is just the price we pay for caring."
Courage
"Change is inevitable, but progress isn't guaranteed."
Change
"Education is the most valuable investment you can make."
Education
"Time waits for no one, mon."
Time
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable."
Truth
"Freedom without responsibility is just chaos."
Freedom
"Peace comes from accepting what you cannot change."
Peace
"Nature teaches us more than all the books in the world."
Nature
"Art is the expression of the soul."
Art
"Science without ethics is destruction."
Science
"Music is the universal language."
Music
"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself."
Faith
"A true leader serves those they lead."
Leadership
"Work is not just about money; it's about meaning."
Work
"Dreams are the blueprints of our future."
Dreams
"Life is best lived with a sense of humor."
Humor
"Beauty is found in the details."
Beauty
"Death reminds us to live fully."
Death