"It kills me. It really does."Humor
"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."Truth
"Phoniness kills me. It really does."Truth
"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm quite the sexfiend."Humor
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born."Literature
"This is a special kind of school. They're always sending out these guys to look for guys that are getting kicked out."Education
"I don't care if it's a sad goodbye or a bad goodbye, but when I leave a place I like to say goodbye to it."Relationships
"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."Knowledge
"That's the thing I like least about girls. The way they always think you're a sex maniac."Relationships
"I don't know what I think about it. I'm sorry I even mentioned it."Solitude
"It really does kill me. It really does."Humor
"I hate the movies. Don't even mention it. It really does."Art
"You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful."Peace
"The thing that's nice about Phoebe is that she doesn't think you're a sex maniac."Family
"I'm depressed as hell."Life
"I've never seen anyone quite so terrified as my mother was that night."Family
"You're driving me crazy. You really are."Humor
"I really mean it. That's the thing about me."Truth
"I'm sort of a sex maniac. I really am."Humor
"What really knocks me out is a book that makes you want to telephone the author."Literature
"I don't even think that's all I want to do."Dreams
"That killed me. It really did."Humor
"I wish I had a million dollars. I really do."Money
"You'd think a good-looking girl that was very intelligent and all would not be such a phony."Truth
"I hate actors. They really do kill me."Art
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you'll start missing everybody."Wisdom
"I'm crazy. I really am."Life
"The worst thing about it is, you can't ever find a quiet place."Peace
"I really do think I'm going crazy. I really do."Fear
"All I do is get these headaches sometimes."Health