"She slayed me."Humor
"I killed myself laughing."Humor
"That's the thing that really gets me about this whole thing."Wisdom
"I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography."Life
"It really does. I'm not kidding."Truth
"I swear to God I'm a madman."
"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."Literature
"It really does."Humor
"That killed me."Humor
"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw."Truth
"Old Phoebe asked me if I was going to the matinee or anything."Family
"The thing that's funny is, I don't even like old Ernie much."Friendship
"It's funny. It's very funny."Humor
"I'd just like to know what you're supposed to talk about."Relationships
"That really is funny."Humor
"I'm a very irritable person."
"I have quite a bit of sex appeal."Humor
"I'm the most terrific person you ever saw."Humor
"It's very strange sometimes."Philosophy
"I'm quite the sex maniac in my own way."Humor
"If you want to know the truth, I don't even know what I think."Truth
"That's very funny. That really is."Humor
"I'm in a very Jewish mood."Humor
"I really am quite the sex maniac."Humor
"That absolutely killed me."Humor
"It's funny what you notice sometimes."
"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."Truth
"It kills me, it really does."Humor
"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."Education
"I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it."Philosophy