"I have a very low tolerance for nonsense, which is why I create so much of it."Humor
"Speed kills, but patience gets you there."Patience
"The only way to know a man is to fight him."Relationships
"We are all addicted to something. Some of us just hide it better."Philosophy
"The bastards have landed."Politics
"I have what I like to call a very low boredom threshold."Adventure
"The great tragedy of modern life is that no one cares anymore."
"The American system is broken and nobody is even trying to fix it."Politics
"I am not a believer in a predetermined fate, but I am a firm believer in the consequences of bad luck."
"A good journalist is a writer who thinks like a cop."
"In case of doubt, make it out of wood."Wisdom
"The only reason to write is because you have something important to say."
"There are many things worse than being alone, and most of them are other people."Solitude
"I have dedicated my life to writing about the grotesque and the bizarre."
"The problem is we are living in a world where nothing is real anymore."Truth
"Every man has his price, and every man has his shame."
"I would rather face a firing squad than live in a world I didn't understand."Knowledge
"The only way to explain it is to live it."