Jack Donaghy

"I'm a man who makes things happen. Other men just let things happen to them."

"Money is everything. Don't let anyone tell you different."

"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working smart and looking good while doing it."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation meeting opportunity."

"The key to life is confidence. Act like you belong everywhere."

"Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness."

"A well-tailored suit is the armor of modern man."

"Romance is dead. It was murdered by people expecting too much from each other."

"Family is important, but only when they're not getting in the way of your career."

"I've learned that the best friendships are the ones that benefit you most."

"Change is inevitable, but excellence is optional."

"Education is for people who can't network their way to the top."

"Time is a construct invented by the poor to feel like their lives have structure."

"The truth is whatever you can convince people to believe."

"Freedom means being able to do what you want without consequences."

"Peace is boring. Give me ambition any day."

"Art is what I make when I'm not making money."

"Science proves that I'm always right."

"Music is pleasant, as long as it doesn't interfere with business."

"Faith is for people without a solid 401k."

"A true leader never admits he's wrong, even when he is."

"Work is what separates the winners from the losers."

"Dreams are nice, but hard cash is better."

"Humor is a weapon. Use it wisely."

"Beauty fades, but a strong portfolio is forever."

"Death is nature's way of telling you to have been more successful."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with good PR."

"I'm grateful for my success, and grateful that I deserve it."

"Creativity is chaos. I prefer order and profit."

"Justice is what happens when the powerful win."