Jack Donaghy

"History is written by the winners. I intend to win."

"Politics is just business with more handshakes and fewer regulations."

"War is simply commerce by other means. Choose your battles accordingly."

"Inspiration comes from seeing the weakness in your competitors."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking about how to beat you."

"The only thing I'm grateful for is a well-executed plan."

"Creativity must always serve a practical purpose or it's worthless."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most power says it is."

"Health is important only insofar as it allows me to work more."

"Adventure is recklessness with a better public relations team."

"Imagination is a tool. Like all tools, it should be profitable."

"I've never had hope. It's clouded my judgment too much."

"Literature is wonderful for understanding how others think so you can exploit them."

"The measure of a man is what he leaves behind: a legacy of power."

"Integrity is negotiable. Success is not."

"I don't believe in second chances. I believe in strategic repositioning."

"The best revenge is a successful business and a superior life."

"Friendship is a business relationship with emotional elements."

"Family is important, but not more important than a good quarterly report."

"I value loyalty, but only from people who have no other options."

"The ladder to success is made of other people's failures."

"I'd rather be right than happy. Fortunately, I'm both."

"Perseverance is just another word for refusing to lose."

"The truth is whatever keeps me in power."

"I don't pray. I delegate to people more optimistic than myself."

"Every setback is just a setup for a greater comeback."

"The only thing I fear is being inefficient."

"A handshake from me is worth more than most people's word."

"Money isn't everything. It's the only thing that matters."

"Adventure is just another word for calculated risk with upside potential."