Jack Sparrow

"I've never met a problem I couldn't drink my way out of."

"The key to success is knowing when to run and when to fight."

"A good friend is worth more than all the gold in the Caribbean."

"I believe in fairy tales, mate. I just don't believe in happy endings."

"The world is full of possibilities if you're willing to risk everything."

"Love is a weakness, mate. Don't let it make you soft."

"I've found that the best way to solve a problem is to dance around it."

"A man who doesn't face his past is a man without a future."

"The sea doesn't care about your dreams, mate."

"I've learned that everyone has their breaking point."

"Peace is just the absence of war, not the presence of happiness."

"I've made mistakes, but I've never made the same one twice."

"Art is the only truth in a world of lies."

"Music and rum are the only things that keep me sane."

"I have faith in myself, if no one else."

"Work is for people without imagination."

"Dreams are just nightmares with better marketing."

"Beauty fades, but a good story lasts forever."

"Politics is just piracy with paperwork."

"Every war is fought for the same reason: money and power."

"Health is a poor substitute for good rum."

"Technology will never replace a good sword and a sharp wit."

"History is written by the winners, but lived by the survivors."

"The only difference between a pirate and a king is legitimacy."

"I've learned that kindness is just weakness masquerading as virtue."

"Power corrupts, but it's also quite useful."

"A clever man knows his limitations; a fool ignores them."

"I've never been afraid of monsters, mate. Only of myself."

"The greatest treasure is knowing who you really are."

"I believe in the impossible because I've lived it."