"These pretzels are making me thirsty."Humor
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."Wisdom
"Yada yada yada."Humor
"Master of your domain."Success
"These are my people."Friendship
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."Happiness
"It's not a lie if you believe it."Philosophy
"The sea was angry that day, my friends."Nature
"Giddy up!"Motivation
"I'm thinking of a word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'."Humor
"A close talker."Humor
"The low talker."Humor
"Socks are the gateway drug."Humor
"Why do we need a whole ritual for taking our clothes off?"Philosophy
"What's the deal with airline food?"Humor
"I'm a big proponent of soaking."Life
"Shrinkage!"Humor
"The big salad."Relationships
"These rolls are on fire!"Humor
"Get out!"Humor
"I'm not a mooch."
"The marble rye."Family
"Double dip."Truth
"No soup for you!"Humor
"Yep, I'm back."Perseverance
"The button on his shirt was straining."
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"Success
"We're living in a SOCIETY!"Philosophy
"Gideon."Humor
"The opposite."Change