"I want to be like George Costanza."Inspiration
"It's the little things."Happiness
"We're all pretty much the same."
"Time is never on your side."Time
"You know, we're living in a golden age of comedy."Art
"Making people laugh is the greatest gift."Creativity
"Comedians are observers of life."Wisdom
"I'm obsessed with minutiae."Knowledge
"The key to a great relationship is laughter."Relationships
"People are fascinating."Imagination
"I notice everything."
"What's the point of achievement if you can't enjoy it?"Happiness
"Standards are important."Strength
"I appreciate a good marble rye."Gratitude
"You have to be willing to be uncomfortable."Courage
"Life is about the details."Philosophy
"I take comedy very seriously."Work
"Helping people feel good is what it's all about."Kindness
"I'm very sensitive to my surroundings."Life
"Consistency matters."Perseverance
"The mundane is comedy gold."Creativity
"You have to trust your instincts."Wisdom
"I'm genuinely curious about everything."Knowledge
"If you're lucky, you find your voice."Success
"Timing is everything."Humor
"I never take myself too seriously."Happiness
"Connection is what we all want."Relationships
"The best moments are unscripted."Life
"Authenticity resonates."Truth
"I love the absurdity of existence."Humor