Jim Halpert

"Love is the most powerful force."

"I've learned that patience pays off."

"Life is too short to be unhappy."

"I believe in second chances for everyone."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Actually, I have no idea."

"False. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim."

"That's what she said."

"I'm going to be honest, I think you're a great person, and I'm sorry I'm not good at expressing that."

"Pam is my best friend, and I'm not going to screw that up."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

"I learned a long time ago it's futile to keep secrets from your coworkers."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"I think the trick is to not think about it."

"Pam is not a temp anymore. That's good, right?"

"I'm going to get really hurt, and I'm not sure I can take that."

"Life is short. You don't know where you'll be in a year."

"Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

"I feel like I'm not accomplishing anything here."

"You can't just make up your own rules."

"I don't know how to do this anymore."

"I have to believe that there is something better out there."

"I've been going about this all wrong."

"Friendship is all about trust and loyalty."

"Sometimes you just gotta make a change and hope for the best."

"I'm a pretty easygoing guy."

"People don't quit their jobs because of the job. They quit because of the boss."