Jimmy Pesto

"I've forgotten more about business than you'll ever know."

"Adventure is just controlled chaos for profit."

"My imagination is darker than your reality."

"Technology is how I out-innovate the weak."

"History will remember me as the victor."

"I philosophize only to justify my actions."

"I take what I want because I can."

"Money is freedom, and I'm very free."

"Health is just the body's way of working longer."

"I inspire myself daily with thoughts of dominion."

"Every relationship I have is a means to an end."

"Solitude is where I become stronger."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice to people."

"You think you're better than me? Let me tell you something..."

"That burger joint across the street is ruining my business."

"I've got plans, big plans, and nobody's gonna stop me."

"Money talks, and right now it's telling me I need more of it."

"Respect is something you earn, not something you're given."

"I'm a businessman, and business is war."

"Love is for people who can afford to lose focus on their goals."

"The customer is always wrong, especially if they're eating burgers."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why risk it?"

"If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself."

"Friendship is a luxury I can't afford right now."

"Family values are important, just not as important as profits."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in domination."

"Fear is just another word for opportunity."

"Beauty fades, but power lasts forever."

"The truth hurts, so I prefer comfortable lies."

"Change is inevitable, but I'm not going down without a fight."