Joan Rivers

"Justice delayed is justice denied, but justice with humor is actually just."

"I've learned that the meek inherit nothing because they don't ask."

"True friendship requires no explanation, just presence."

"Family dysfunction is just an opportunity for better material."

"Hope is the stubborn belief that tomorrow can be better than today."

"Courage is being terrified and doing it anyway."

"Change is the only constant, so you might as well lead it."

"Every person is a masterclass if you're willing to learn."

"Knowledge without application is just expensive trivia."

"Time doesn't heal wounds—laughter does."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, and infinitely more entertaining."

"Freedom tastes better when you've fought for it."

"I have no regrets, only experiences that made me who I am today."

"The secret to success is doing what you love and never settling for less."

"Life is too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."

"Laughter is the best medicine, and I've made it my life's work."

"You have to be willing to fail in order to truly succeed."

"Age is just a number, but my bank account tells a better story."

"Never apologize for being fabulous and knowing your worth."

"The best revenge is becoming the best version of yourself."

"Friendship is built on honesty, even when it's uncomfortable."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I pretend to be."

"Success isn't about money; it's about doing what makes you feel alive."

"Every wrinkle on my face is a laugh line earned through genuine joy."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well dance through it."

"Education yourself constantly or become irrelevant."

"Time is precious, so spend it with people who matter."

"The greatest power is the ability to laugh at yourself."

"Freedom means choosing your own path, even if others disagree."

"Hope dies when you stop trying, so keep moving forward."