Jodie Landon

"Philosophy is just people arguing about stuff."

"Literature is the only honest form of communication."

"Politics is theater for people who can't think."

"Motivation is overrated - discipline is what matters."

"Inspiration usually comes from something annoying."

"Patience is a virtue for people with nothing better to do."

"Kindness is often mistaken for weakness."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is absolutely corrupting."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with good PR."

"Gratitude is nice in theory."

"Justice is whatever those in power decide it is."

"Peace is the absence of conflict, which is rare."

"Nature is indifferent to human suffering."

"Music is organized sound that moves people irrationally."

"Faith is believing in things without evidence."

"Leadership is usually just peer pressure formalized."

"Death is the only guarantee in life."

"Hope is dangerous - it keeps you from accepting reality."

"Family is complicated, which is why I prefer solitude."

"Success is meaningless without someone to witness it."

"I'm not really the type to get all worked up about things."

"Sometimes I think people make life way more complicated than it needs to be."

"You know what? I'm just going to do my own thing."

"Everybody's always trying to be something they're not."

"I don't see the point in stressing about stuff you can't control."

"People are weird when you really think about it."

"I'd rather be honest than popular any day."

"You can't force people to be who you want them to be."

"Life's too short to care what everyone thinks."

"I think people just need to chill out sometimes."