John McClane

"Greetings, pal."

"I've heard about you."

"I'm a cop, you little s***."

"A hundred and ninety-three bones in the human body. That's all I've broken."

"I know nothing about this."

"Argyle, my man, thank you very much."

"This is it. Don't f*** it up."

"I'm running out of witty things to say."

"Happy trails, Hans."

"I've got to believe you have some code of honor."

"We'll talk about this when I see you in court."

"I'll be back for Christmas."

"You know what you get for being a hero? Nothing. You get shot at."

"I don't understand. Did we just give up?"

"That's not the Christmas party I had in mind."

"I'm going to turn this building inside out."

"Ouch."

"You asked me who I am. I'm John McClane."

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"The only thing that matters is what you do right now."

"I didn't come here to hurt anybody. I came here to save my wife."

"You're a hard man to kill, Hans."

"I just found the fire escape."

"I hope that's decaf."

"I'm going to come at you like a spider monkey."

"You have to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?"

"My wife's life is at stake here."

"I know I'm a bad guy, but I'm not that bad."

"Who dies hard?"

"I want to say something. I want to say something really important. It's so important."