Kenny McCormick

"Girls are confusing as hell."

"Guys will do stupid stuff for their friends."

"Getting rich would solve like half my problems."

"Being happy is just about not overthinking things."

"Hope is what keeps you going when things are bad."

"Telling the truth makes everything simpler."

"Having courage means doing stuff even though you're scared."

"Change is scary but sometimes it's necessary."

"Good art makes you feel something deep."

"Some songs just hit different."

"Science explains why weird stuff happens."

"Faith gives people comfort and direction."

"Leaders earn respect by being honest."

"Work sucks but you need money to survive."

"Dreams are what you work towards in life."

"Laughing is the best way to deal with tragedy."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems."

"Adventure is out there if you look for it."

"Your imagination is way more interesting than TV."

"Technology makes life easier but also weirder."

"History just keeps repeating itself."

"Philosophers are just people who think too much."

"Books teach you stuff you won't learn anywhere else."

"Politicians are all the same basically."

"You gotta motivate yourself because nobody else will."

"Be inspired by people who are actually doing stuff."

"Relationships need trust and communication."

"Alone time helps you think clearly."

"Never giving up is how you succeed."

"Being grateful makes you happier."