"I can't believe you guys did that without me!"Friendship
"My mom's gonna kill me!"Family
"That's so messed up, dude."Truth
"We're best friends, right?"Friendship
"I'm never gonna have sex."Love
"This is the worst day ever."
"You guys are assholes!"
"I don't wanna die!"Life
"That's sick, dude!"Humor
"Why me?"Philosophy
"I'm so poor, I can't even afford socks."Money
"Dude, we should totally do that!"Adventure
"I'm gonna be famous someday."Dreams
"You're all idiots."Truth
"This sucks!"
"I love you guys, man."Friendship
"Nobody ever listens to me."Solitude
"I'm gonna get revenge!"Justice
"That's not fair!"Justice
"I'm the luckiest unlucky guy ever."
"Dude, we're gonna rule!"
"My life is a nightmare."
"You guys are my best friends."Relationships
"I wish I was dead."
"That's awesome!"
"I'm never speaking to you again!"
"Why does God hate me?"Faith
"I'm gonna make it big!"
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
"I need a hug."Kindness