Kenny McCormick

"Work to live, don't live to work."

"Your dreams are worth dying for."

"Humor helps us survive the tragedy of existence."

"Death teaches us to appreciate life."

"Never give up, even when odds are impossible."

"Gratitude is the antidote to despair."

"Be brave enough to be vulnerable."

"Strength comes from overcoming your deepest fears."

"Fear is just your body telling you something matters."

"True power is lifting others up."

"Money means nothing without someone to share it with."

"Health is wealth - protect it fiercely."

"Every life is an adventure if you're brave enough."

"Imagination is rebellion against the way things are."

"Patience is strength, not weakness."

"Kindness always comes back around eventually."

"Mmph mrmph (and that's the final word)."

"You are worthy of love exactly as you are."

"Your pain makes you human - don't hide it."

"The best revenge is becoming who you're meant to be."

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Oh wait, I always die."

"Being poor sucks, but at least we have each other."

"Sometimes the best moments are the ones nobody remembers."

"You gotta keep moving forward, even when life knocks you down."

"Family's weird, but you're stuck with 'em anyway."

"I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, and that's okay."

"Real friends stick around even when things get messed up."

"Money can't buy happiness, trust me, we're broke."

"Every day's an adventure when you don't know if you'll make it."

"Sometimes you gotta be brave even when you're terrified."