Kevin Thompson

"I'm Kevin Thompson, and I'm like, really good at football."

"Why would I need to study? I'm already perfect."

"Life is pretty simple when you're this attractive."

"Books are for people who aren't good at sports."

"I don't really think about the future much. Why worry?"

"Happiness is knowing you're better than everyone else."

"Friends? I have plenty of people who like me."

"Love is cool, I guess. Girls seem to like me a lot."

"The key to success is being naturally talented at everything."

"I don't need courage when I've got these muscles."

"Change? Why would I change when I'm already perfect?"

"Knowledge is overrated when you look like this."

"I live in the moment. The moment where I'm winning."

"Truth is, life is pretty easy when you're popular."

"Freedom means not having to care about anything serious."

"Peace is what I feel after winning."

"Nature? Isn't that what's outside the football field?"

"Art is cool, but football is cooler."

"Science is just complicated stuff."

"Music is whatever is popular right now."

"Faith? I have faith in myself."

"Leadership is when everyone does what you want."

"Work is what other people do."

"Dreams are usually about me being awesome."

"I find humor in basically everything I do."

"Beauty is something I look at in the mirror."

"Death is like, so not something I think about."

"Perseverance? I just win naturally."

"I'm grateful for how awesome I am."

"Creativity is figuring out new ways to be cool."