Kyle Broflovski

"Creativity is the ultimate expression of freedom."

"Justice isn't always what the law says it is."

"Patience is rewarded, but it requires discipline."

"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about character."

"Fear is a liar; it tells us things aren't possible when they are."

"Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Health is wealth when you finally lose it."

"Adventure is calling; the question is whether you'll answer."

"Imagination is the only limit to human potential."

"Technology connects us and isolates us simultaneously."

"History is full of warnings we choose to ignore."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything."

"Books are doorways to other worlds."

"Politics is just organized hypocrisy."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails."

"Motivation comes from within, not from others."

"Inspiration strikes when you're paying attention."

"Relationships teach us who we really are."

"Sometimes solitude is the only answer."

"Dude, I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned."

"You guys, we need to think about this logically."

"I'm sorry, but I'm just trying to do the right thing here."

"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"

"Guys, maybe we should listen to what she's actually saying."

"I'm just trying to be a good friend, okay?"

"That's completely unfair and you know it."

"We can't just ignore this problem and hope it goes away."

"Look, I know you're upset, but let's talk about this."

"That doesn't even make any sense."