Laurel and Hardy

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

"The basis of comedy is not laughter, but sorrow."

"We are here on Earth to help others; what the others are here for, I don't know."

"A fine friendship is the finest thing in the world."

"That's another fine mess you've gotten me into."

"We all need someone to lean on."

"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."

"I haven't had a feeling like this in years."

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

"Success comes to those who persist."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"We are all fools in love."

"Time flies when you're having fun."

"The true measure of a man is how he treats those who can do nothing for him."

"All we need is love and laughter."

"Fortune favors the bold."

"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time."

"The greatest gift is friendship."

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."

"We laugh that we may not cry."

"Mistakes are the portals of discovery."

"Hope springs eternal."

"Love makes the world go round."

"The only true failure is giving up."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"Knowledge is power."

"Peace comes from within."

"Nature is the greatest teacher."

"Art imitates life."