Linda Belcher

"I'm like a human golden retriever. I'm loyal, I'm enthusiastic, and I shed everywhere."

"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."

"Love is like a beautiful nightmare that you never want to wake up from."

"I don't need therapy, I have wine and burger grease."

"The key to success is having a really good playlist and comfortable shoes."

"You're my best friend, and I mean that in the most romantic way possible."

"Family is messy, chaotic, and absolutely worth it."

"Every day I wake up and choose chaos, and honestly, it's working out great."

"I'm brave because I have nothing to lose and everything to sing about."

"Change is just life telling you it's time to put on a new pair of underwear."

"Education is important, but have you ever heard a really good song?"

"Knowledge is power, but dancing is enlightenment."

"Time is just a construct to keep us from having fun all at once."

"The truth is, I'm basically perfect, but I'm working on accepting my flaws."

"Freedom tastes like hamburger grease and opportunity."

"Peace is finding the right song and dancing until nobody can judge you."

"Nature is beautiful, but so is a well-organized spice rack."

"Art is just therapy with better shoes and more attitude."

"Science says a lot of things, but it hasn't learned how to dance yet."

"Music is my love language, my religion, and my excuse to be weird."

"I have faith that things will work out, as long as there's a song playing."

"Leadership is about making people follow you, even when you have no idea where you're going."

"Work hard, play harder, and always leave time for a mid-shift dance break."

"Dreams are just reality with better music and worse consequences."

"Humor is how I survive the fact that I'm basically a confused adult."

"Beauty is subjective, but I look good in every subjectivity."

"Death is just nature's way of saying the party's over."

"Perseverance is what happens when you refuse to stop dancing."

"Gratitude is knowing you have someone to embarrass yourself in front of."

"Creativity is just channeling your inner weirdo and owning it."