Linda Belcher

382 quotes

"Justice is when everyone gets to order their own burger."
Justice
"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm enthusiastically working on it."
Patience
"Kindness is being nice to people even when they don't deserve it, which is everyone."
Kindness
"Strength is knowing when to ask for help and when to dance it out."
Strength
"Fear is just excitement that hasn't learned the right dance moves yet."
Fear
"Power isn't about control, it's about who can carry the most plates."
Power
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy wine, so basically it can."
Money
"Health is a journey, not a destination, but snacks are definitely the destination."
Health
"Adventure is leaving your comfort zone and immediately regretting it in the most fun way."
Adventure
"Imagination is the only thing separating me from being a complete disappointment."
Imagination
"Technology is cool, but have you tried unplugging and dancing instead?"
Technology
"History is just people making the same mistakes with better costumes."
History
"Philosophy is just overthinking what everyone already feels."
Philosophy
"Literature teaches you life lessons, but music makes you actually feel them."
Literature
"Politics confuses me, so I just vote for the person who seems fun."
Politics
"War is sad, dancing is happy, so everyone should just dance instead."
War
"Motivation is just peer pressure from yourself."
Motivation
"Inspiration comes from everywhere: the radio, my feelings, a really good sandwich."
Inspiration
"Relationships are hard, but worth it, but also hard, but also amazing."
Relationships
"Solitude is when I sing really loud and nobody's around to judge."
Solitude
"I'm not saying I'm the best version of myself, but I'm the most entertaining."
Life
"Love is when someone sees you at your worst and stays for the show anyway."
Love
"Happiness is a combination of terrible decisions and good intentions."
Happiness
"Success looks different for everyone, mine involves a lot of lip-syncing."
Success
"Friends are the family you choose to embarrass yourself in front of."
Friendship
"Family is the people you can be completely unfiltered around and they still love you."
Family
"Hope is what you feel right before you do something stupid."
Hope
"Courage is just fear with really good dance moves."
Courage
"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."
Change
"Education matters, but personality takes you further in my experience."
Education