Linda Belcher

"History shows us that being weird has always been the best strategy."

"Philosophy is just me trying to make sense of my own nonsense."

"Literature gave me unrealistic expectations about life, and I'm okay with that."

"Politics would be better if it was just people singing at each other."

"War is terrible; peace is when everyone's vibing together."

"Motivation is what I feel before I do something completely illogical."

"Inspiration is everywhere if you're not paying attention."

"Relationships are basically controlled chaos with a soundtrack."

"Solitude is when I finally get to sing without judgment, also I'm always judging myself."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I'm kind of a big deal."

"Life is like a box of burgers, you never know what you're gonna get."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain, but it smells really good."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations and loving wine."

"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a loving problem."

"Uhhhh, excuse me, I'm trying to have a moment here."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine, which is basically the same thing."

"I'm not crazy, I'm just living my best life."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you absolutely insane."

"A true friend is someone who loves you even when you're being ridiculous."

"Hope is just another word for 'things might get better if we drink enough wine'."

"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do, like talking to cute people."

"Change is inevitable, like getting older and needing more wine."

"The real wisdom is knowing when to stop talking and start singing."

"Success is measured in laughs, love, and leftover burgers."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking and aggressive self-care."

"You gotta live a little, even if living means embarrassing yourself regularly."

"The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with enthusiasm."

"Freedom is dancing around your kitchen without caring who's watching."

"Peace comes in a bottle and it's called wine."

"Nature is beautiful, but so is a perfectly cooked burger."