Linda Belcher

"Art is subjective, like whether you like your burgers well-done or rare."

"Music is the universal language, mine is just a little slurry."

"I have faith that everything will work out, probably."

"A good leader knows when to compromise and when to dig in her heels."

"Work hard, play harder, and always have wine on hand."

"Dreams are just hopes with a drinking buddy."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"Death is just another adventure we haven't planned yet."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a positive attitude."

"I'm grateful for everything, especially second chances and third glasses of wine."

"Creativity is just spontaneity with better PR."

"Justice is when I win an argument and Bob admits I was right."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm working on it."

"Kindness costs nothing except maybe your dignity in public."

"Strength is knowing your limits and ignoring them anyway."

"Fear is just excitement without the wine yet."

"Power is having the ability to make your own decisions, like mine."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps with the wine budget."

"Health is important, but so is living a little."

"Every day is an adventure when you're making it up as you go."

"Imagination is just daydreaming with better execution."

"I'm not great with technology, but I'm great with people, mainly myself."

"History is full of important people who nobody remembers."

"Philosophy is thinking about things really hard while drinking wine."

"Literature is like life, but you get to turn the pages faster."

"I don't do politics, I do emotions."

"War is bad, but dancing is good."

"The best motivation is knowing someone's counting on you."

"Inspiration is just copying someone else's idea but better."

"Relationships require communication, compromise, and not saying everything you think."