Linda Belcher

"The key to a good relationship is laughing at the same dumb things."

"I don't need therapy, I need a better drink menu."

"Hope is believing that tomorrow will be more interesting than today."

"I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."

"The greatest adventure is just being yourself unapologetically."

"I've learned that the best friendships are the ones that survive my voice."

"Power isn't about being in control, it's about not caring who is."

"The most beautiful thing is when someone gets your weird sense of humor."

"I'm not high maintenance, I'm just...detailed."

"Life taught me that sometimes the worst moments make the best memories."

"Wisdom is knowing when to speak up and when to have another drink."

"I love hard, live loud, and regret nothing, or at least not much."

"Success isn't about being the best, it's about enjoying the journey."

"I'm gonna make a song about my feelings and it's gonna be weird and people are gonna feel uncomfortable."

"Life is like a burger - you gotta stack it with good stuff or it's just a sad bread situation."

"Love is messy and complicated, but so is a good Bloody Mary, and I make those all the time."

"Sometimes you just gotta dance it out, even if nobody's watching and you look ridiculous."

"The key to success is showing up and pretending you know what you're doing until you actually do."

"Friends are the family you choose, usually at a bar, usually with a drink in hand."

"Family is weird and dysfunctional, but they're your weird and dysfunctional, you know?"

"I believe in myself even when nobody else does, especially when I'm singing."

"Being brave isn't about not being scared - it's about doing stuff scared and with confidence."

"Change is like a new burger recipe - it's scary until you taste it and realize it's delicious."

"School never taught me the important stuff, like how to live my best life with style."

"Knowledge is power, but confidence is everything - I prefer confidence."

"Time is precious, so spend it with people who make you laugh and weird burgers with."

"Tell the truth, even if it's awkward - especially if it's awkward, actually."

"Freedom is doing what you want without worrying about what people think."

"Peace is just a state of mind where nobody's yelling and we're all eating together."

"Nature is beautiful, but have you ever seen a beautiful burger arrangement?"