Linda Belcher

"Sometimes you need solitude to figure out who you are without an audience."

"I'm a work in progress, and also a work in wine."

"The secret to life is finding people who make you laugh and not letting go."

"Being yourself is hard, but being anyone else is harder."

"I don't follow trends, I create them, usually by accident."

"Love your family like you love a perfectly seasoned burger."

"Tomorrow is a new day to make new mistakes."

"I speak fluent sarcasm and broken everything else."

"The most important thing is to keep moving forward, even if you're tipsy."

"Disagreements are just opportunities to prove you were right all along."

"I'm not yelling, I'm enthusiastically expressing myself."

"Life's too short for bad wine and worse decisions."

"You can't control other people, but you can control your own chaos."

"The heart wants what it wants, and usually it's something embarrassing."

"Happiness is a choice you make every morning, along with what to drink."

"Real friends listen to your problems, even if they're ridiculous."

"The best gift you can give someone is your honest opinion, unsolicited."

"Life's greatest lesson: it's okay to not have it all figured out."

"Success is doing what makes you happy, even if nobody else gets it."

"I make bad decisions, but I make them with confidence."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions and my dinner ideas."

"You know you're an adult when wine tastes better than juice."

"I'm not loud, I just have a very expressive volume."

"The only constant in life is change and my need for a drink."

"Real love is sticking with someone through their worst phase, even if it's permanent."

"I believe in second chances, third chances, and fourth chances."

"The best part of being me is not apologizing for it."

"Family dinners are where the real magic happens, messy and all."

"I've learned that the best times are usually unplanned."

"Embarrassment is just a story you'll laugh about later, probably drunk."