Lisa Simpson

"I'm not a bad girl, I'm just drawn that way."

"The only way to win is to not play."

"Understanding is the first step toward love."

"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

"I believe the children are our future."

"Man, I'm glad I'm not a boy."

"The true path to enlightenment lies within."

"I have an A in saxophone."

"The sax is a love language."

"You know, intelligence is not a bad thing."

"I won't stand for unwarranted attacks on feminism."

"Wendell is a dork, but he's a smart dork."

"Music expresses that which cannot be said in words."

"I believe Bart is innocent."

"The universe doesn't care about us."

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another."

"I can't focus on two things at once."

"Dad, you don't have to act dumb."

"I'm only eight and I'm already complicated."

"Maybe we're all just Sideshow Bobs."

"I want to believe that there's a tomorrow."

"Reading is the key to success."

"I choose the saxophone over popularity."

"The world needs more environmentalists."

"If you don't try, you can't fail."

"I believe in justice, not revenge."

"Homer, you're not stupid, you're just not thinking."

"I need to find my voice."

"Knowledge is power."