Lord Farquaad

"Kindness is a weakness I have successfully eradicated from myself."

"My strength comes from my unwavering commitment to control."

"I inspire fear, which is far more effective than inspiration."

"Solitude at the top is a small price for absolute power."

"I did not reach this position by being patient or understanding."

"Every creature in my kingdom exists to serve my vision."

"Wisdom is knowing that you are always right, as I am."

"I have no use for sentiment or emotional entanglements."

"Freedom exists only as I permit it to exist."

"Those who cannot see my brilliance are simply too inferior to matter."

"I will not tolerate failure, deviation, or independent thought."

"My legacy will endure because it is built on my absolute superiority."

"Respect is earned through power and maintained through fear."

"I am not interested in your opinions; I am interested in your obedience."

"Perfection requires constant vigilance and my constant attention."

"I succeed where others fail because I refuse to accept failure."

"My judgment is infallible, and I require no second opinions."

"I have molded Duloc into a monument to my own greatness."

"Those who love me do so because they understand my superiority."

"I am the hero of my own story, and all others are merely supporting characters."

"Happiness is found in the complete submission of others to my will."

"I did not spare effort to create this perfect kingdom."

"My vision is so clear that I need never explain myself to inferiors."

"I am the standard by which all others should be measured."

"Courage is knowing you are right and acting accordingly."

"I have built my power on a foundation of absolute conviction."

"Those who question my methods do not deserve to live in Duloc."

"I am far too important to concern myself with the feelings of others."

"My decisions are always correct, by definition."

"I have no equals, and those who think they are my equals are delusional."