Louise Belcher

"I'm going to do what I want, and if you don't like it, you can deal with it."

"Adults are just kids who owe money."

"I don't trust people without ears."

"Sometimes you just gotta take a risk and see what happens."

"Life's too short to wear boring hats."

"I'm not weird, I'm just ahead of my time."

"The best part of being me is that I'm awesome."

"I love my friends and family more than anything, even when they're annoying."

"Rules are meant to be broken, especially by me."

"I'm basically a criminal mastermind in training."

"People need other people to survive, but sometimes they're really annoying."

"If I ever get kidnapped, don't pay the ransom. I'll escape."

"Fashion is my passion, and also chaos."

"I'd rather be grounded forever than admit I was wrong."

"Everything's better when you're with your best friends."

"I'm kind of a big deal, in my own mind."

"Adventure is calling, and I'm definitely going to answer."

"Life is like a hamburger - if you don't enjoy it, what's the point?"

"I don't do homework because homework doesn't do me."

"The key to success is being yourself, even if you're a weirdo."

"I believe in the power of my own awesomeness."

"School is just a place where they tell you what to think."

"My family might be weird, but they're my weird family."

"I'd rather fail at doing something cool than succeed at being boring."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bunny ears."

"True friends accept you for your blackmail material on them."

"I'm not listening, I'm just waiting for my turn to talk."

"Life's an adventure if you're brave enough to take it."

"I'm basically the coolest person I know, which is convenient."

"Change is inevitable, but my awesomeness is permanent."