Louise Belcher

"The best time to do something is always right now."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in my own greatness."

"Being yourself is hard, but being me is easy."

"I've learned that parents are basically just old kids."

"The future is mine, and it's going to be awesome."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"I'm not arrogant, I'm just honest about being great."

"Real friendship means going to jail together, hypothetically."

"Life's too important to take seriously all the time."

"I make my own rules, which is why I break all of them."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"The world needs more chaos and less rules."

"I'd rather be honest and rude than fake and nice."

"My imagination is basically unlimited, unlike my common sense."

"Success is when people finally admit I was right all along."

"I don't need a cape to be a superhero."

"Life is what you make it, and I'm making it awesome."

"Fear is just my body telling me to do it anyway."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just very energy efficient."

"The truth is whatever sounds the coolest."

"I love my family even when they drive me insane."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"I'm basically a genius trapped in a kid's body."

"Real power comes from being completely yourself."

"I believe in myself more than I believe in anything else."

"Life's too short to spend it being boring."

"I'm grateful for my family, even when they're embarrassing."

"Creativity is what separates the awesome from the normal."

"I'm not afraid of anything except being forgotten."

"The best things in life are weird and wonderful."