Louise Belcher

"I've never met a rule I didn't want to break."

"Life is too precious to waste on people who don't get me."

"My imagination is my greatest weapon."

"I'd rather be crazy and free than normal and trapped."

"Success is inevitable for someone as great as me."

"I'm basically the coolest person in existence, but I'm humble about it."

"I'm not a regular girl, I'm a cool girl."

"Adults are just kids who owe money."

"I'm gonna make a burger so good, people will weep."

"The only way to deal with a bully is to stand up to them."

"Friends don't let friends eat bad burgers."

"Chaos is just opportunity in disguise."

"I live by three rules: be cool, stay true, and never back down."

"Earning money is like making a perfect burger - it takes skill and dedication."

"The best adventures are the ones you don't plan for."

"If you're not willing to fight for what you believe in, then you don't really believe in it."

"Life is too short to eat boring food."

"Being yourself is the best way to be cool."

"Never apologize for being awesome."

"Family is complicated, but it's worth it."

"The truth hurts, but lies hurt worse."

"I don't need permission to be myself."

"Sometimes the best things come from taking risks."

"A good friend sticks with you through the weird times."

"You gotta earn your stripes in this world."

"Money comes and goes, but memories last forever."

"Being different is your superpower."

"Love is like a burger - it takes time to get right."

"I'm not afraid of failure, I'm afraid of not trying."

"The best things in life are messy and delicious."