Lucy Ricardo

"I always get what I want... eventually, after lots of scheming."

"True happiness is getting away with something without your husband finding out."

"A woman's intuition is her greatest weapon."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry... but in my case, I'm always sorry."

"The best part of being married is having someone to blame."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to fall for the same trick twice."

"Dreams don't come true by themselves; you have to make them happen."

"Sometimes the best adventures are the ones that get you in trouble."

"I believe in second chances... and third and fourth chances."

"Courage is pretending you know what you're doing when you absolutely don't."

"Change is inevitable, especially when you're married to a Cuban bandleader."

"The only thing better than education is mischief."

"Time flies when you're having fun... and when you're in trouble."

"Truth is overrated. A good story is much better."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want when your husband isn't looking."

"Peace of mind is impossible when you're married."

"Nature is beautiful, but show business is more beautiful."

"Art is subjective, which is why my schemes are works of art."

"Music makes the soul happy, unless it's Ricky's music."

"Faith is believing things will work out, even when they never do."

"A good leader knows when to follow her own instincts."

"Work is just an excuse to get out of the house."

"Dreams are what keep us going, even when they're completely unrealistic."

"Laughter is the best medicine, especially for marriage."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but a good outfit helps."

"Life is short, so you might as well spend it scheming."

"The greatest strength is the ability to get out of trouble."

"Fear is just motivation in disguise."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy fabulous hats."

"Health is important, but entertainment is more important."