Mac

"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."

"You know what it is, bitch? A system of pipes."

"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."

"When I'm dead, inside or out, that's when you'll know I'm gone."

"The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses."

"I am a nightman."

"You gotta help me, I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"I need to be around people, and I'm very complicated."

"There is no Mac, there is only Zuul."

"I'm not a serial killer, I'm a man of science."

"I've been cultivating mass."

"Nobody look at me! NOBODY LOOK AT ME!"

"I'm a full-on rapist, dude."

"We are lawyers, goddamnit."

"I don't know what we're yelling about!"

"The Golden God does not look favorably upon your insolence."

"I want to live! I want to love! I want to eat a lot of cheese!"

"We're gonna get this guy back on drugs so he'll be fun again."

"I am a man who controls his own destiny."

"Every fiber of my being is screaming for me to stop complying."

"I will be your new best friend, and you will love me."

"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System never fails."

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"

"I sense the old man is vulnerable."

"It's art, Dee! It's art!"

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."

"You know what you're supposed to say? You're supposed to say 'thank you Mac.'"

"I have an amazing body and I can do whatever I want."

"The system works."

"I'm gonna take a bath, and I'm gonna cry myself to sleep."