It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"My worth is infinite; everyone else's is negligible."

"I've never been wrong, and I never will be."

"Other people's pain is just collateral damage to my success."

"I would burn the world down before I'd lose."

"The waitress doesn't understand the compliment of my obsession."

"I deserve everything because I'm everything."

"My darkness is deeper and more refined than other people's."

"I'm not insecure; I'm just hyperaware of my perfection."

"The only thing I feel for others is superiority."

"I have never and will never compromise my vision."

"People are tools, and I am the master craftsman."

"My potential is literally unlimited and unknowable."

"I would never stoop to the level of ordinary people."

"Betrayal comes naturally when you're competing for the top."

"Everything I do is calculated to maintain my superiority."

"I'm a five-star man in a world of three-star men."

"Nobody can read people like I can read people."

"I orchestrate elaborate plans with precision and genius."

"My needs will always come first because they should."

"Rules are suggestions for people I haven't destroyed yet."

"I'm not toxic; I'm just honest about my superiority."

"The waitress's rejection only proves she's playing hard to get."

"I don't understand why everyone isn't like me."

"Every problem can be solved by making someone else the victim."

"I am untethered from all morality and social convention."

"Family is just another group of people I'm better than."

"I'm grateful for being so superior to everyone else."

"I will persevere because failure is literally impossible for me."

"My death would be a tragedy the world could never recover from."

"Work is beneath me, but money isn't."