The Waitress

"I don't know why you guys keep trying to talk to me. Just order something or leave me alone."

"Do you have any idea how many times a day I get hit on by creeps like you?"

"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't respect you."

"You think you're so smart, but you're just another idiot in a diner."

"I've learned that the best thing you can do is ignore people like you."

"Dreams are nice, but they don't pay my rent or tip my waitress."

"Every single day is the same for me - pour coffee, take orders, deal with morons."

"I used to believe people were basically good. Then I started waitressing."

"The only thing constant in my life is disappointment and bad customers."

"You want happiness? Get it from somewhere else - I'm not serving it here."

"Success for me is making it through a shift without punching someone."

"Friendship is a luxury I can't afford with people like all of you."

"My family wouldn't recognize me if they saw me now, broken down in this diner."

"Hope is just another four-letter word that means nothing."

"It takes courage to smile when you're dying inside every day."

"Change is inevitable, but it's usually for the worse."

"I didn't get an education to end up here, serving people like you."

"Knowledge doesn't matter when you're stuck in a dead-end job."

"Time moves slowly when you're miserable like I am."

"The truth is, nobody cares about me or what I want."

"Freedom for me means not having to see your face ever again."

"Peace would be everyone leaving me alone for five minutes."

"Nature is the only thing more indifferent to human suffering than this diner."

"Art and beauty are wasted on people who only care about themselves."

"Science can't explain why I'm still alive after all this."

"Music is the only thing that makes this job bearable."

"I lost my faith in people years ago, but I'm still here."

"Leadership means knowing when to quit, something none of you understand."

"Work is just slow torture disguised as a paycheck."