It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Fear is something lesser people experience, not me."

"I am a master of human psychology and manipulation."

"My patience has limits, and you're testing them."

"I deserve only the finest things in life, and I'll take them."

"You're all too stupid to understand what I'm doing."

"I orchestrate things; I don't participate in them."

"Desperation is not an option for a man of my caliber."

"I have a code, and that code is serving Dennis Reynolds."

"Other people are just obstacles to my success."

"I'm not arrogant; I'm just aware of my superiority."

"The system rewards men like me, men with vision and drive."

"I don't feel emotions like normal people do."

"Beauty is subjective, but my beauty is objective fact."

"If I wanted something done right, I'd have to do it myself."

"Money means power, and I will have both."

"You all are just jealous of my natural superiority."

"I'm a five-star man living in a one-star world."

"The only person who truly understands me is myself."

"I don't need friends; I need servants who do what I say."

"My face is a masterpiece that deserves to be worshipped."

"Love is a tool I use to manipulate people into doing what I want."

"Success is not about hard work; it's about being better than everyone else."

"I'm the only one in this group with any real talent or intelligence."

"Rules are for people who aren't smart enough to get around them."

"The waitress doesn't appreciate my advances, but she will eventually."

"I have a five-star man rating system, and I'm a five-star man."

"Everyone is beneath me, and that's just a fact."

"You know what? I don't care what any of you think. I'm right."

"I'm not going to be disrespected like this. I deserve better."

"The system is clearly broken. I should be in charge of everything."