It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I am a golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds."

"The Gang Gets Trapped in a Room - send help!"

"You gotta believe in something, even if it's crazy."

"I'm gonna keep fighting until I can't fight anymore."

"Sometimes the best day is the worst day."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in hard work."

"The Gang Gets Political - and it's a disaster."

"I'm gonna make peace with myself and everyone else."

"You can't change the past, only the future."

"I've been thinking about my mortality lately."

"Sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind."

"I don't regret anything because regret is pointless."

"The Gang Gets Trapped - this is it, we're done."

"I'm gonna stay positive no matter what happens."

"You know what the problem is with friendship? It's complicated."

"I've got big dreams and I'm gonna make them happen."

"Sometimes you gotta apologize even if you don't mean it."

"The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore - it was weird."

"I'm gonna be remembered as a great man."

"You can't fight your way out of every problem."

"I've learned that kindness is not a weakness."

"The Gang's In Deep - and we can't get out."

"I don't need your help, I'm self-sufficient."

"Sometimes the best revenge is just moving on."

"I'm gonna wait here forever if I have to."

"The Gang Gets Caught - and we deserved it."

"You gotta earn your respect, not demand it."

"I've got a plan, and it's foolproof."

"Sometimes the only solution is violence."

"The Gang Gets Stuck - and that's how I like it."